FAQ

What does »sta­ti­ons­arzt« mean?

For the english­speaking visi­tors: the trans­la­tion is »ward doc­tor«. This isn’t an expla­na­tion, I know.

There’s no deeper mea­ning, except the world is quite sick. But I think I’m the last per­son to change this.

The story is as fol­lows: In Ger­many there’s a band cal­led »Die Ärzte« (»The Doc­tors«) and in my teeny years I joi­ned their inter­net forum one day to ask some­thing. So »sta­ti­ons­arzt« see­med to sug­gest its­elf as nick­name. And because it doesn’t seem to be very popu­lar it was a free nick in almost every place on the inter­net. So it became »my« nick.

Is your Logo a sin­gle record?

No, just hap­pened to look like one. I played with some ran­dom gra­phic tool and there it was. At this time never thought it could be a logo. But I think it’s nice. Has some­thing focus­sing. And it’s a cir­cle. Cir­cle means opti­miza­tion. It’s a sym­bol for the uni­verse. And God. And so on…

Why do you write time to time in your nasty German/English?

I was born in Ger­many and live there. But because I often think, that there are ent­ries that as many people as pos­si­ble should under­stand, I write them in English.

My English is far away from per­fec­tion, so if you reco­gnize a gram­ma­ti­cal or a spel­ling mis­take, please leave a com­ment and don’t be angry if I delete it after correction.

On the other hand a lot of ent­ries are just rele­vant for my environ­ment nearby. They are mostly writ­ten in German.

And if I go totally crazy or drunk I want to make some­thing spe­cial, art­ful, poe­tic. This is mostly in Ger­man I would say. Cau­ses are quite clear I think ;-)

Do you really mean what you write?

No, not always. Tri­cky for you, more fun for me.

Who do you think is going to read this crap?

Good ques­tion. Next question?

No, sin­cere, my kind­red spi­rits… and the extra­ter­restri­als. They’re here.

Why shouldn’t I click ever­y­thing I see on the Internet?

See here.

Could I get my soul back, please?

Nope.

Is there still a Füh­rer in Germany?

Nope.

Has the large hadron col­li­der des­troyed the world yet?